Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently)


guyfsmiley:

#memezingers on instagram


quotingbilly:

"How do you trust your feelings, when they can just disappear like that?"



conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

(Source: iraffiruse)

I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
(via chuckhansen)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass)


zaman-al-samt:

This is my reasoning exactly. I’ve been sleeping at 10:30, 11:00 for precisely this reason.

(Source: puddle-of-piss)